A Few of My Favorite Things

childservices:

me: mama? could you read me to sleep?
mama: you’ll never be glamour
me: read fa filth yes gawd

(via thecalmwasdeceptive)

“It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on.”
— Nicholas Sparks (via quotethat)

(via utopianchaos)

Excuse me while I cry my eyes out because of Attack on Titan…

bumsfartsandzombies:

I made a Little Mortmaid.
Now, to wait for Pixar to call.
Or for anyone to call.  So lonely.
So very, very completely alone.

bumsfartsandzombies:

I made a Little Mortmaid.

Now, to wait for Pixar to call.

Or for anyone to call.  So lonely.

So very, very completely alone.

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via hatsuneandthemikus)

unimpressedcats:

save me obi wan 

unimpressedcats:

save me obi wan 

(Source: cute-overload)